goodnightmoonlight:

idahospanish:

There are times where I think that I can’t do it. I start to panic and get that anxiety. But then when I stop to think about it, there are people out there that have it worse. Like the fat kid from Matilda, Bruce Bogtrotter. Remember how Ms. Trunchbell tried to make an example out of him by making him eat that big ass, nasty ass cake made by that old ass, nasty ass cook? Yeah, it was tough for a playa back in the day. But then, with the help of some friends, he ate that cake like it ain’t no thang? Damn it’s so lonely at the top. Bogtrotter got balls of platinum steel. Stood up to that frigid crazy mark ass trick Trunchbell. Then she had to smash that plate on his head. He took it. Burped all up in her face. Anyway, I just remember how he ate that cake; He bit off more than he could chew and then chewed it. I got these finals man. I’m gonna Bogtrotter it.

This is one of the best things I have read ever. I believe in you, man.

“I’m gonna Bogtrotter it” My new motto for life.